Silksong dropped and you desperately wanted to play it. You also have an 8-year-old who needs to be at school at 8:10am and picked up at 3:15pm, plus a 4-year-old who naps at 1pm until about 2:30pm. This is the real-world window for parent-gaming in the school-age phase: 15 minutes here, 30 minutes there, occasionally 45 on a good day. Silksong is playable in these windows. It just takes specific tactics. This is the Silksong-specific member of our parent gamer’s 2026 survival plan. Session strategy, bench logistics, boss pacing, and realistic completion timelines for dads (and moms) with school-aged kids. The short version Silksong completion in parent windows takes 6 to 10 weeks of regular play. That is normal. Pace accordingly. Never fight a boss you have not beaten before in under 30 minutes. Spend short sessions exploring or grinding, not boss attempts. Bench-to-bench navigation is the core skill. Plan each session around reaching the next bench. Save mid-air never happens in Silksong. You must reach a bench before closing the game; plan the last 5 minutes of every session accordingly. Accept that some sessions will be “just exploring” with no measurable progress. Those are legitimate sessions. Session plans by window length Window What to do What to avoid 15 minutes (school drop-off to work) Travel to a known bench,…