You know that feeling when your favorite game character gets immortalized in plastic form? It’s like Christmas morning for us collectors. Well, Pragmata fans are in for a treat because the game’s android heroine has been transformed into a delightfully cute Amiibo. I have to admit, seeing her in miniature form makes me want to clear off some shelf space. Let’s look into the news you’ve been waiting for, from adorable collectibles to the latest game releases. Here’s what you need to know this week in gaming.
Pragmata’s Android Heroine Is Now A Delightfully Cute Amiibo
Shifting gears, let’s talk about Pragmata. This new Capcom IP hits PlayStation, Xbox, and PC on April 17, with the Switch 2 crowd waiting until April 24. If you’re like us and impatiently waiting to play, there’s a sweet Diana Amiibo to tide you over. Imagine having a cute android companion on your shelf while you navigate Pragmata’s deserted lunar research station. It’s a nice touch for the collection or a great motivator as you wait for release day.
Diana, the game’s youthful android protagonist, isn’t just a pretty face. She’s the brains behind the operation, aiding her human sidekick, Hugh Williams, as they push through the deserted station’s defenses. All to get past the cranky AI, IDUS, that’s hell-bent on keeping them there. It’s a shooter, yes, but a refreshing single-player one in a world gone wild for online play. Keep your fingers crossed that GameStop still has that Amiibo in stock because they’re flying off the shelves faster than Diana can hack a security system.
It’s been a long road for Pragmata since its announcement in June 2020. Development hiccups and delays pushed its release to 2026, but hey, it’s finally here. Seeing a new single-player shooter from Capcom getting solid early reviews is promising. So grab that Amiibo if you can. And who knows, maybe Diana will inspire you to take on your own household AI challenges. Just remember, your Roomba isn’t plotting to keep you trapped at home. Probably.
Read the full article on GameSpot
Final Fantasy 7 Ascend the Shinra Building board game release date, price, and details
For the RPG fans, Square Enix is dipping its toes into the board game waters with Final Fantasy 7 Ascend the Shinra Building. Yes, you can now recreate that iconic climb to take on Shinra without ever leaving your dining room. Polygon has the scoop that this board game will be hitting shelves soon with a price tag of $40.
This isn’t your average roll-and-move affair. The game introduces a cooperative balancing twist. So, rather than just mindlessly throwing materia at enemies, you’re strategizing with your fellow players to ascend together. Think of it as an exercise in teamwork, but with more Buster Swords.
Final Fantasy fans might be split on this one. On the one hand, you’ve got the nostalgia factor. On the other, not everyone loves board games. But if you’ve ever wanted to feel the tension of scaling the Shinra Building without button-mashing your way through, this might just be worth a look.
Read the full article on Polygon
“Most of these are on us” – Invincible Vs devs reveal why rage quitting was such a problem during the open beta, and how they’ll fix it
Not to be outdone, the devs over at Quarter Up have had a candid moment. During the Invincible Vs open beta, rage quitting was rampant, like a toddler tantrum on a sugar high. And guess what? The devs are holding up their hands, saying, “Yeah, most of this is on us.” According to Eurogamer, they’ve acknowledged that certain game mechanics made losing a bit too soul-crushing. You know that feeling when you’re outmatched, and it’s like the universe is conspiring against you? That’s been the vibe in this beta.
But here’s the good news. Quarter Up is taking steps to fix it. They’re tweaking matchmaking and balancing combat mechanics to make sure players have a fighting chance, literally. It’s refreshing to see a studio admit its mistakes and commit to making the experience less rage-inducing. After all, gaming should be about fun, not flipping tables. Let’s hope their adjustments work, or we might see more controllers being yeeted across rooms than actual punches thrown in the game.
Read the full article on Eurogamer
Quick Hits
The AMD Radeon RX 9060 XT 8 GB seems like a sensible option on paper, but does it live up to its 16 GB sibling’s hype from last year? Check out the full review on PC Gamer.
If your Switch is overflowing with Tomodachi Life videos, there’s finally a guide to get them off. GameSpot’s got you covered with the how-to on GameSpot.
Curious about time traveling in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream? You’re not alone. Turns out, it’s a bit tricky. Get the details over at Destructoid.
Rockstar’s opening a new office in Europe, but don’t pack your bags just yet, it’s for GTA 6 marketing only.
As we wrap up, let’s not forget the delight of Pragmata’s android heroine transformed into an amiibo. Who knew gaming merch could be this adorable? Whatever your gaming plate looks like this week, keep squeezing in those precious moments of joy. Life’s too short to skip the side quests, after all. Agree? Disagree? Wrong? Tell us in the Discord.
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